I wish that there was a way to un-know some people. I'm not talking about the crazy guy from high school that friended you on facebook. You can hide him, or unfriend him, or ignore him. But no. I have people in my life that are either family or have some connection to family that even if I didn't have to see their crazy on facebook, it would still be in my life. Facebook only speeds up the process, saving countless phone calls no doubt.
Because it's just poor manners to do so to their faces (or their profiles), here is what I really think:
Wow, you're going to try to be a nurse??? That is awesome. I can not imagine how you would think it a good idea to be in any way responsible for another person's health or well being when you can't even manage to make dinner or bathe your children. We'll talk about your bar habits later. Add to that the fact that you're the laziest jerkface I've ever met, and I am sure you'll do GREAT.
Whoa, you're having a baby??? With another guy who's been in and out of jail? And you'll have 3 baby daddies? Hot dog. And you shared with the world that one of your other kids is glad their dad isn't the father? Classy. Real classy.
I texted another awesome person this week asking for something. Like in the form of a question even. Something that one might say "Oh, I should ANSWER THAT." Nope. No response. So I followed up the next day asking if they got the text and received this response "yes." I think it must just be me that finds that asshat response to be perfectly infuriating. Yes what? Yes you will do what I asked? Yes you got the message? Yes you intended to ignore me? I just can't figure it. I do know that yes, they succeeded in making flames emerge from my eyeballs. Maybe that's what they were going for.
Sadly, all of these events are real life. I couldn't make this ish up if I tried.
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