Friday, October 5, 2012
Turducken
As I was perusing the weekly specials of the grocery, one caught my eye: TURDUCKEN, which is a deal at $69.99 for an average ten pound whatever-that-is. My first thought on this was WTF??? According to the fine folks at Wikipedia, turducken is a de-boned chicken stuffed inside a de-boned duck stuffed inside a de-boned turkey. There are so many questions I have about this!!! Who in the world is removing all of these bones?????? In my head I have a vision of the Edgar suit from Men In Black. It's just not normal. And if you can get past that, my next question would be - WHO thought that would be a good idea? And who would eat it?? It doesn't sound delicious at all. There are even pictures if you feel so inclined to look it up. Bleck. Last year I decided to do an herb butter on the Thanksgiving turkey. I fought and fought to get the stupid butter under the skin because that is apparently what you are supposed to do. I called that poor thing names. I beat on it. I assaulted my turkey. All of that to put an eighth of a cup of butter inside of the turkey. Who in the hell is going to stuff two other CREATURES in a turkey?? Even if you could prove it would be delicious, I say no way.
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