Stupid Phone

I own a smart phone.  Except not.  It actually doesn't do most things that I would like for it to do, and frequently acts stupid.  The most maddening thing of all is that it insists upon sending messages to more than one person as a MMS message that when replied to by any member of the group sends that response to EVERYONE.  And now I feel like the ass for sending it that way, even though it would take a million years to send the entire team a note that the game is cancelled.  But I just know that all of the parents are ready to chop me up into little pieces because they have gotten a half dozen 'thank you' responses.  I am considering asking for witness protection.